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'Unkempt patch of fiery hair on top. – Check. Rash of white spots against reddened backdrop. – Check. Mangled freckly skin hanging loosely in the wind. – Check. Yup, it’s Lindsay Lohan’s vagina.' 'Sir, if you want soup you have to come through the front of the shelter, like your friend in the hat is doing.' 'Dammit, Sean! That is NOT what the kids mean when they say, 'I’d like to wreck that ass.' 

Welcome to the 23rd installment of The Most Important People on The Internet, meaning you, the commenters, and your comedic droppings left here in lieu of doing actual work. Because while your boss just signs your paycheck, I on the other hand, give you a forum to fight over how pretentious celebrities vegans are for, Read More …



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Welcome to the Friday edition of The Crap We Missed where we learn that the paparazzi will not only take pictures of anyone on TV, but also dead bodies someone forced to hold a puppy. I’d say I’m offended by this, but that’s less pics of Kirstie Alley and canned Teen Mom photo shoots. So Read More …



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Miley Cyrus will launch her new Gypsy Heart Tour on April 27 except not in America because apparently we don’t love her enough. I’m not even joking. FOX 411 reports:
“I just think right now America has gotten to a place where I don’t know if they want me to tour or not. Right now I Read More …



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Earlier in the week, Lindsay Lohan crashed the Gotti: Three Generations press conference and gave an interview as if she already landed the role of Victoria Gotti. (She hasn’t.) Turns out, not even a day later, Victoria started telling people she never requested Lindsay play her despite reports to the contrary which we can now Read More …



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Charlie Sheen’s ex Brooke Mueller has apparently fallen way off the wagon because TMZ has obtained footage of her in a pawn shop yesterday morning where she tried to sell a stereo and a men’s watch in the most suspicious-looking way possible. Of course, this shouldn’t come as a surprise to anyone considering she used Read More …



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Translation: “Das Führer! Ze side boob!”
- Mickey Rourke apologizes for saying exactly what he meant.
- And John Stewart demands an apology from Ricky Gervais.
- Somebody peed on Anderson Cooper’s front door.
- Gwyneth Paltrow inspired Mario Batali to flush out his colon.
- Beyonce’s new video is about baton twirling? Read More …



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